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Batman Panties

Today is Steak & Blowjob day.

If you are a woman and are unaware of this amazing “holiday”, then you are never going to make your man happy. Take your man out for a nice juicy steak and treat him to some road head on the way home.

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Holy underboob, Batman!

*jawdropped

Good handjob tips:

Put your mouth on it.

Batman tattoo!!! Great spot for it.

Naughty Power Rangers

Pretty much

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Batgirl’s cool I guess.

Superman, Catwoman, Hulk, & Wonder Woman

Awesomely inappropriate Valentines Day card I found at work.

Paris Hilton in House of Wax

Best Valentines Card EVER!